
Changing the Face of Pro Sports
In light of our continually changing world I’ve decided to re-name some US/Canadian sports teams for fun. I think team names should evolve to fit the current times. Here are some name changes for the 4 major sports leagues-hockey, baseball, basketball and lastly football. And go Buffalo!
NHL
Tampa Bay Lightning- Tampa Bay Energy Crisis
Washington Capitals- Washington Hypocrites
Edmonton Oilers- Edmonton Clean Ethanol
Carolina Hurricanes- Carolina FEMA Disaster Relief
Nashville Predators- Nashville NSA Wiretappers
Colorado Avalanche- Colorado Melting Polar Ice Caps
Buffalo Sabres- Buffalo Plastic Airplane Knives
St. Louis Blues- St. Louis Middle Class America Depression
Montreal Canadiens- Montreal Quebecois Seperatists
MLB
Washington Nationals- Washington War on Terror
Los Angeles Dodgers- Los Angeles Immigration Dodgers
Texas Rangers- Texas Immigration Patrol
Atlanta Braves- Atlanta Bible Belters
Houston Astros- Houston Downsized Space Program
Detroit Tigers- Detroit Urban Decay
NBA
Washington Wizards- Washington Wizards of Corruption
Detroit Pistons- Detroit Gas Guzzlers
Utah Jazz- Utah Jazzy Polygamists
Orlando Magic- Orlando Magical Tourist Façade
Miami Heat- Miami Global Warming
Los Angeles Clippers- LA Clippers of Medicare
NFL
Buffalo Bills- Buffalo Devaluated US Dollar
New Orleans Saints- New Orleans Fish Bowl
New England Patriots- New England Dead Bill of Rights
Cleveland Browns- Cleveland Brown Nosing Lobbyists
Green Bay Packers- Green Bay Overseas Shippers of American Jobs
Oakland Raiders- Oakland Raid on Immigrants
New York Giants- NY Giant Elitists
Dallas Cowboys- Dallas National Rifle Association



